Masturbation with food — a pleasure known to few, but those who are engaged in self-gratification come to experiment with improvised means. Food and surroundings are great for “alone” enjoyment.
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Variety for self-pleasure
Almost every person used such a simple and affordable way to enjoy. When the manipulation of the hand becomes insufficient and draws on the novelty of sensations, the lady, like a true mistress, reaches for the refrigerator. She is wielded by an acute desire to find a cucumber, carrot or banana in it, and not at all in order to cook up a delicious salad. Vegetables and fruits play a different, intimate role.
In this case, the root crop and healthy products are designed to imitate phalluses. So do most women who want to experience “unearthly pleasure.” Masturbation with food is widespread. There are many ways to diversify masturbation with the help of “the contents of the wallet.” The main thing is to do everything correctly, with intelligence and moderation.
Precautions
When masturbating with food, safety and personal hygiene rules should be considered. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots and small squash are very commonly used for intercourse. They are great as an artificial penis, bring a lot of sweet sensations. However, it is important to follow the following tips that “passionate manipulations” with garden “comrades did not lead to disastrous consequences.
- Products must be whole and strong. You can not use rotten and stale vegetables and fruits, so that the “edible vibrator” does not break up inside the woman into a liquid slurry or small pieces.
- Herbal products must be washed thoroughly before being stuffed into oneself. No need to act on “maybe”. Not only the stomach is harmful “dirty food”. For the delicate tissues of the vagina, dirty vegetables are dangerous for infection, thrush, burning and itching. Harmful bacteria and poisonous substances that are used to protect the plant from parasitic insects are found in the outer skin of the products.
- Products must be covered with a condom when masturbating. It does not matter what the girl is going to play with: a cucumber or a huge sausage, the product is safe only in a latex shell. Firstly, the condom has a special lubricant that protects the genitals from friction, injury, microcracks. Secondly, the sensation becomes more pleasant if a condom is pulled over an artificial “dick”.
- It is forbidden to use creams, petroleum jelly or your own saliva as a lubricant, with the presence of a lot of bacteria.
- It is important to choose the appropriate size of the product that will not cause pain and tears. Both too large and too small vegetables and fruits are equally dangerous.
Masturbation Products
- Banana Country
Masturbation with the use of food or foreign objects has become a classic for women who practice masturbation without shame and are not afraid to experiment. They get wonderful moments of pleasure with the help of mangoes, bananas and kiwi. Girls use bananas for internal and external masturbation. The most common technique is to peel the fruit and stimulate the clitoris with the inner flag side of the peel. The slide is unmatched. Fabulous sensations will bring a bright orgasm.
To stuff a banana into the vagina, the food is wrapped in a condom. Some extreme ladies “have sex” with a peeled banana, but such a procedure is somewhat dangerous. The fruit can crumble or break in the process itself and get stuck inside the woman. It is better to wield a banana in a peel. In a condom, the tropical plant component, with its curved shape and size, resembles a seductive penis that will bring many pleasant moments to an aroused person.
- Cucumber is great!
Variety varieties of cucumbers, allows you to choose the required size. The sharpness of sensations is added by the presence of pimples on the green surface of the vegetable. Be sure to wrap the product in “latex clothing”. So that the condom does not tear and does not remain in the bowels of the labia, you need to make a circular recess on the cucumber and fix the condom ring.
- Happy harvest
Women who masturbate with vegetables for a long time gradually increase the volume of the “vibrator”. At first they introduce cucumbers and bananas into the vagina, then they use zucchini, eggplant. Do not forget that the rough surface of vegetables requires the help of latex products.
“Blue ones” are excellent not only as vegetable caviar or a fried side dish. Eggplants have a smooth, pleasant surface, flexible skin. For “copulation” it is better to give preference to narrower options. Large sizes deliver strong pleasant sensations, but develop the addiction of the genitals to large “phalluses”.
Some ladies experience great pleasure by dipping a cob of corn into the labia. Such procedures are not safe unless a condom is used. It is worth remembering that masturbation with large vegetables is gradually becoming a “habit”. The woman desires a denser sensation and increases the size of the “vegetable” object. Over time, getting used to the massive “phalluses”, she ceases to experience pleasure, being in sexual intimacy with a man. So that this doesn't happen. It is necessary to control the length and width of vegetables and fruits.
- Champagne for beautiful ladies!
The fairer sex love champagne. As it turns out, not only during a romantic dinner with your beloved guy. Sometimes a bottle of carbonated wine replaces the “desired partner” for young ladies. The method of pleasure is simple: champagne is drunk, and the ribbed neck acts as a “penis” and perfectly satisfies women. They masturbate with a container, sit on the neck from above, stimulate the vagina by inserting the edge of the bottle inside. The bottle enters and exits the labia. Looks great.
- In line for sausage
An excellent substitute for an artificial penis is a stick of semi-smoked sausage. It is soft and durable at the same time. It is better to choose less thick sausages. When using, it is necessary to cut off the iron clip so as not to injure the delicate skin and mucous membrane of the genital organs. Be sure to put on a product made of “rubber”.
- American Pie
Masturbation with the use of food is familiar not only to the fairer sex, but to men. Not only the way to a man's heart is through food. The path to orgasm guys also runs through the contents of the refrigerator. In a popular youth film, a father taught his son how to masturbate with an apple pie. The young man successfully used a simple and effective technique. According to the ancestor, he was also fond of “American muffin” in this position.
- Watermelon – wonderful “taste”
Not only bakery products bring joy to the stronger sex. You can get a lot of sweet sensations with the help of such “summer delicacies” as watermelon. A dense and strong product is selected. A hole is made in the pulp, according to the size of the penis.
It is worth considering both the thickness and the length of the reproductive organ, and then copulation with the baksha follows. Feelings are great. The wet inside of the “kavunchik” resembles a first-class blowjob. To avoid cuts and microtraumas, it is necessary to use the “berry” only with a smooth peel.
- Bananas are so healthy
- Green kaftan
- Man in the kitchen
- I love pasta!
- Vodichka for testicles
- “Put” in a tomato
- Aromatic pleasure
- Do not use unwashed vegetables with a rough surface for intimate games. Any “hooks” and splinters must be sanded.
- You can not indulge in sharp objects of plant origin. Put vegetables and fruits too deep.
- It is worth remembering the temperature of the food. Ingredients that are too hot and cold cause harm and injury to the delicate mucous membrane of the genital organs.
- When handling glass containers, it is important to remember the fragility of objects. A bottle or glass used in intimate games can break, crack and cause serious wounds to the reproductive system.
- Women need to constantly use a new condom when stimulating the vagina and clitoris with vegetables and fruits.
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Banana peel ranks first among the products for masturbation with the use of food. It is slippery, soft, pleasant to the touch. Before onanism, you need to cut off the tip of a banana and squeeze out the pulp. Delicious inside can be sent to the mouth. During the procedure, you must act very carefully so as not to spoil the walls of the banana. The member is introduced into the freed cavity, with slow movements of the hand, feeling how the slippery peel slides along the trunk along with the palm. A pleasant result will not be long in coming.
The second way of “intercourse” with a banana suggests not squeezing out the sweet pulp completely. The tip of the fruit is removed along with a small part of the pulp. With an erect penis, the contents of the banana are slowly rubbed against the walls of the peel. The member will be smeared in a banana gruel, which makes the sensations even more pleasant. A stunning orgasm on the way.
The next masturbation method will require a cucumber the size of the penis. The tip of the cucumber is cut off and the inside of the “green vegetable” is removed with a spoon. The product warms up a little in the microwave or in warm water. Next, the cucumber is strung on a hard member. They move back and forth, twist along the axis. The wet base of the vegetable perfectly duplicates the lubricant. Instead of cucumbers, zucchini or eggplant are successfully used.
Some masturbating personalities love the sensation of copulating with batter. Some prefer to masturbate with flour on their penis.
Italians love pasta! They are happy to eat spaghetti for lunch, breakfast and dinner. Enjoying pasta is possible in another savory method. The noodles are boiled, water is poured out, and the rest of the mass cools completely. Chilled wet “food” is an excellent tool for masturbation. It is important to follow the safety rules and not stick your penis into the sticky hot mixture, in order to avoid burns and injuries. After use, pasta must be discarded, it is contraindicated to eat!
Even plain water can deliver unforgettable pleasure to a man. Warm water is poured into a small bowl. Sitting in an armchair (bed, chair), the guy dips his scrotum into the water and masturbates in the usual way. The sensations, with the combination of testicles in warm water and a skillful little hand, will be unforgettable.
A tomato lying in the refrigerator is also used for intimate purposes by men. In an unripe tomato, a through hole is made and the fruit is strung on a hard penis. You need to act carefully so that the tomato does not fall apart in your hands. It is advisable to select a fruit of large sizes. Sometimes several vegetables are used to achieve orgasm. Interesting sensations are guaranteed. The hole in the tomato expands, the pulp of the tomato envelops the excited penis.
Intercourse with melons is popular among men who experiment with masturbation with food. A hole is made in the fragrant yellow melon along the width and length of the penis. The fruit is slightly heated in the microwave to a warm state. Further, the member “copulates” with a melon, and the guy smiles blissfully and enjoys.
What not to do
When masturbating with food, do not forget about the rules of your own safety and the vulnerability of the genitals.
Every person is engaged in self-satisfaction of sexual needs in the way he wants. Masturbation with food is an interesting activity that can bring a lot of pleasant moments. The main thing, in a fit of excitement, is to have a head on your shoulders, to act correctly, for the benefit of the body.
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